MEET THE CREW

Kate Cataclysm. Often red-haired, viking-blooded artist from New York. Loves Florence Italy, but can be cruelly blunt after too much tequila. Kate's best moment on the Mississippi trip: Chapter X, which features her napping in the mud.

Bob, Common Sea-Man. Soon to be famous film-maker from Southern Maryland. Loves the unattainable, but travels prepared just in case. Seldom found without caulking gun and muffin cups. Porsche needs work. Send advice on what Bob should do if he ever takes a year off.

Leo, microbiologist and Purifier of Corporate Cells. Fired a 357 Magnum on a recent date. Aspires to work in a sewage treatment plant. Loves odd songs. Plays sax like Lisa Simpson. Owns six bicycles and has sworn to buy no more.

Mark, newly native Austin Texan. Over-educated undergraduate, now trying to cook his way to fame. Must be the only Texan ever arrested for bicyling on the sidewalk. Loves babes, bikes and brew.

Eric, Wild-Haired Madman. Stand back during bad darts and Golden Gate Bridge traffic, when he is prone to Tasmanian-Devil style fist waving.

Joan, Scribbler and native San Franciscan. Not known for her ability to climb back into a canoe from the water. Finished paying student loans in February 1997, at the tender age of 31.